New Scientific Way To Predict the Final 4

If your brackets are like mine than you are trying to find a way to make your money back.  Georgetown?  U Conn? Clemson?  C’mon already!!!!  Sure, you pick a few upsets and that is that but Davidson, San Diego and Western Kentucky?  Good grief. 

So, from now on I am using a new scientific method to determine the Final 4!  No, it isn’t best team defense or the team with the most NBA quality talent.  I look to the sidelines for my inspiration.  Actually, the hottest set of cheerleaders are getting my vote. 

What the hell right?

Here is my new FINAL 4

MICHIGAN STATE take that bracket all the way.  Cute cheerleaders with a great attitude.  I have partied numerous times on MSU’s campus and the girls know how to party.  MSU advances.

YES, most of the co-eds in southern California look like her.  The whole crew is very hot and possibly hotter than her basketball team.  Great team…hot cheerleaders…UCLA moves forward.

Now conventional wisdom says PICK UNC.  However, after seeing pictures of this Louisville cheerleader (most of them are NSFW) I am taking them all the way.  UNC may have talent but this cheerleader is a truly talented individual.  You will see what I mean.  Lousiville moves to the FINAL 4.

Now I am not sure if all of the Kansas cheerleaders can do that but I know the Davidson girls can’t do it and look that hot doing it.  Go Jayhawks!

Well, that is my super-scientific approach to picking college basketball teams.  Some girls pick cute mascots or colors they like, the Chicago Sun-Times has a monkey making picks and now I am relying SOLEY on the hotness of the schools cheerleaders.