#10 JaMarcus Russell – Hey rookie holdout! Get comfortable on that bench and hope to God your coach doesn’t call your number. If it were my team he would be playing special teams this year.
#9 Rex Grossman – Now most of what happened Sunday wasn’t your fault but you were still a dolt. You can’t look past some of the “throw aways” and the fumble with with him running away from the D-Line like a little girl makes me sick. Sorry mental midget, you make the list.
#8 Bill Belichick – OK, your team was dominate and you would haven’t made this list unless…YOU WERE CHEATING. Your team is awesome…no need for this ass munch. I hope you have to forfeit your game to the J E T S.
#7 Charlie Frye – Well kid you had your chance. How the hell does one go from being an NFL starter to 3rd string in one week. Now to defend him he did play for the Browns and NO ONE could save them. However, he did look bad and faced the ultimate demotion. Way to make history Akron boy.
#6 Atlanta Falcons – That’s right the whole f**king team. Mostly the organization though for not keeping Matt Schaub. Matt who you say? The guy who backed up Vick the last couple of seasons. Everytime he entered a game BOOOOM 300 yards. So what happened this week. Vikings WHOOP Atlanta and Matt is victorious in Houston. Do Doo Do Mr. Blank and co.
#5 Lovie Smith/Ron Turner – They came out in the media saying going “undefeated” was a plan. OK, sounds good to me. Then you launch an offensive game plan against San Diego that appeared to be created by Corky from Life Goes On. How does 11-5 sound boys. Yeah, that’s better.
#4 Buffalo Bills – Well you guys played pretty well against a good NFL team. You held the Broncos offense in check most of the game and your rookie runner looks like the real deal. However, how do you let the Broncos line up for a field goal with seconds left and no timeouts. The previous play was a pass over the middle. Lay on the guy, hold the football, do something. They just kicked back and let them win. On the other hand KUDOS SHANAHAN AND BOYS!!! Nice win.
#3 Reggie Bush, L.T. and Steven Jackson Fantasy Owners – LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEE HEE HEE. Oh ha ha ha. Yeah, that’s a good one. Not often we can give them a ribbing but after week one….why not? HEE HEE hahahhahahaha!!!!
#2 NY Jets fans – The cheering of injured Pennington for the kid from Oregon was low…very low. Let’s be honest, Chad plays his ass off for you guys. He gets hurt be he is a tough ass competitor. He also was crucial in the JETS playoff run last year. Kellen Clemens hasn’t done jack squat and if you look at the careers of other Oregon QBs (Akili Smith, Joey Harrington) you wonder why the fans have such a hard on for him. Maybe it is the same reason Bears fans have a hard on for Orton. Oh wait, that is because Rex is a mental midget. Sorry.
#1 Cedric Bensen – He will be forever stamped as the #1 tool in the NFL until he starts running like he has a set of nuts. Ced you are a @#%$#^$%^@#$%$%!$%! Translated that means you are soft and should go play golf with the other great Bears backs like Bennett, Enis and Salaam.